I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"
showing my blood places it's never seen before!
1. the world outside my body
2. hhopital
who else did this
this pic is unbelievable
Soooo the police in France received the order to not let people wave the Palestinian flag during Olympics related event… you can wave all flags you want except for the Palestinian flag.
An other day of fuck France.
The cop kept saying “I received an order I’m just obeying” and when people told him the order was illegal bitch doubled down “I don’t care I just received an order and apply it”
an old drunk man told me to enjoy my life and have fun because I’m only 24 and I have so many years and so much life ahead of me and then he went “and you know what? in ten years when you’re 34 you’ll still be young and have your whole life ahead of you” and it was really comforting to me
went in for bottom surgery but they mixed my order up with the girl in the bed next to me so now i have two pussies and she has two dicks but we’re learning to live with it
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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here
WHERE IS MY WIFE
silent hill 2 remake by blooper team
gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"
And you know what, THEY WERE RIGHT
